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• Myers: You kids don't know what you want! That's why you're still kid
  'cause you're stupid! [sticks his face to the window, difforming his nose] Just tell me what's wrong with the freakin' show!...
• a musclebound man in bikini trunks flexes in front of the camera] [Nelson slyly turns Milhouse's knob to the right] Milhouse
  Hey, quit it! Myers: [supervising the results behind the mirror] They like Itchy, they like Scratchy, one kid seems to _love_ the Speedo man....
• Don't you wish there were a knob on the TV to turn up the intelligence?
  There's one marked "Brightness," but it doesn't work....
• A door is something you're on the wrong side of when you're too short to reach the knob.
  When you are tall enough to reach the knob, a door is something you have left open if it's supposed to be closed, or closed if it's supposed to be open....
• knobs pl.n. Configurable options, even in software and even those you can't adjust in real time.
  Anything you can twiddle is a knob. "Has this PNG viewer got an alpha knob?...
• I wish there was a knob on the TV where you could turn up the intelligence.
  They've got one called brightness, but it doesn't seem to work. -- Gallaghe...
• I wish TV had a knob so you could turn up the intelligence.
  The one marked Brightness doesn't seem to work....
• Why I Can't Go Out With You: I'd LOVE to, but... -- I'm trying to see how long I can go without saying yes.
  -- I'm attending the opening of my garage door. -- The monsters haven't turned blue yet, and I have to eat more dots....
• Martin: Behold, the power plant of the future, today!
  Burns: Yuchh. Too cold and sterile. Where's the heart?...