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• Myers: I have figured out how to rejuvenate the show.
  It's so simple, you egghead writers would've never thought of it!...
• Back with the focus group... Man: How many of you kids would like Itchy & Scratchy to deal with real-life problems, like the ones you face every day?
  Kids: [clamoring] Oh, yeah! I would! Great idea!...
• Man: You each have a knob in front of you. When you like what you see, turn the knob to the right.
  When you don't like what you see, turn it left....
• Now kids, I know you loved the old Poochie, but the new one is going to be better than ten Super Bowls!
  I don't want to oversell it, judge for yourselves....
• Homer: [clears throat] Ruff, ruff! I'm Poochie, the rockin' dog!
  Myers: Now, that's just bad. You've got no attitude, you're barely outrageous, and I don't know what you're in, but it's not *my* face....
• You know, Poochie's based on me... -- Barney Gumble, "The Itchy & Scratchy & Poochie Show
• a musclebound man in bikini trunks flexes in front of the camera] [Nelson slyly turns Milhouse's knob to the right] Milhouse
  Hey, quit it! Myers: [supervising the results behind the mirror] They like Itchy, they like Scratchy, one kid seems to _love_ the Speedo man....
• Poochie: [hands out his hand to Scratchy for a high-five] Catch you on the flip side, dudemeisters.
  [Scratchy extends his arm -- Poochie withdraws his] NOT!...
• Itchy: Hi, Poochie. You look like you've got something to say.
  Do you? Poochie: Yes, I certainly do! [Roger Myers' voice] I have to go now....