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I Don't Sound Like _that_, Do I? Oh... I Don't Like Having Such A Hilarious Voice.
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I don't sound like _that_, do I? Oh... I don't like having such a
hilarious voice.
-- Homer, "The Itchy & Scratchy & Poochie Show"
Related:
June: [in Itchy's voice] Hi, Poochie. You look like you've got something to say.
Do you? Homer: [Poochie voice] Yes, I certainly do!...
Itchy: Hi, Poochie. You look like you've got something to say.
Do you? Poochie: Yes, I certainly do! [Roger Myers' voice] I have to go now....
Homer: I won't let them treat Poochie like dirt anymore just because he's the new guy.
Roy: Right on, Mr. S! Homer: Put a sock in it, Roy. -- "The Itchy & Scratchy & Poochie Show...
Itchy: Look, Scratchy, it's our new friend, Poochie.
Scratchy: What's that name again? I forgot....
Now kids, I know you loved the old Poochie, but the new one is going to be better than ten Super Bowls!
I don't want to oversell it, judge for yourselves....
Homer: Well, at least _I_ liked it. Didn't I? Brai
Oh, you don't want to know what _I_ really think. Now look sad and say "D'oh"....
Back with the focus group... Man: How many of you kids would like Itchy & Scratchy to deal with real-life problems, like the ones you face every day?
Kids: [clamoring] Oh, yeah! I would! Great idea!...
Homer: How'd you get to be so good? June: Oh, just experience I suppose.
I started out as Roadrunner. [as Roadrunner] Meep!...
She smells sheep smells by the sheet shtore.
-- Homer's voice check, "The Itchy & Scratchy & Poochie Show...