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Jasper: Is This Seat Taken, Little Girl? Bart: I'm Not A Girl!
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Jasper: Is this seat taken, little girl?
Bart: I'm not a girl! Are you blind?
Jasper: Yes.
-- Touche! "The Itchy & Scratchy & Poochie Show"
Related:
Myers: That's it. That's it, little girl! You've saved "Itchy & Scratchy"!
Lawyer: Please sign these papers indicating that you did not save "Itchy & Scratchy"....
Itchy: Hi, Poochie. You look like you've got something to say.
Do you? Poochie: Yes, I certainly do! [Roger Myers' voice] I have to go now....
June: [in Itchy's voice] Hi, Poochie. You look like you've got something to say.
Do you? Homer: [Poochie voice] Yes, I certainly do!...
Itchy: Look, Scratchy, it's our new friend, Poochie.
Scratchy: What's that name again? I forgot....
Homer: Then they said they were going to kill Poochie off!
Bart: [joyful] Really?! [faking sadness] Oh, how terrible....
Bart: Haven't you ever listened to yourself on a tape recorder?
Homer: I prefer to listen to Cheap Trick....
You know, Poochie's based on me... -- Barney Gumble, "The Itchy & Scratchy & Poochie Show
I hope you enjoyed my one-man pie fight, kids!
-- Krusty learns to deal with cutbacks, "The Itchy & Scratchy & Poochie Show...
Now kids, I know you loved the old Poochie, but the new one is going to be better than ten Super Bowls!
I don't want to oversell it, judge for yourselves....