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• Jasper: Is this seat taken, little girl? Bart: I'm not a girl!
  Are you blind? Jasper: Yes. -- Touche! "The Itchy & Scratchy & Poochie Show...
• Scratchy: Ooh, Poochie is one outrageous dude. Itchy
  He's totally in my face. -- "The Itchy & Scratchy & Poochie Show...
• You know, Poochie's based on me... -- Barney Gumble, "The Itchy & Scratchy & Poochie Show
• Itchy: Look, Scratchy, it's our new friend, Poochie.
  Scratchy: What's that name again? I forgot....
• Myers: But "Itchy & Scratchy" is critically acclaimed!
  Krusty: Acclaimed!? [spits] I oughta replace it right now with a Chinese cartoon where the robots that turn into....
• Itchy: Hi, Poochie. You look like you've got something to say.
  Do you? Poochie: Yes, I certainly do! [Roger Myers' voice] I have to go now....
• I hope you enjoyed my one-man pie fight, kids!
  -- Krusty learns to deal with cutbacks, "The Itchy & Scratchy & Poochie Show...
• Oh, `no attitude,' eh? Not `in your face,' huh? Well, you can cram it with walnuts, ugly!
  -- Homer Simpson The Itchy & Scratchy & Poochie Show...
• Myers: I have figured out how to rejuvenate the show.
  It's so simple, you egghead writers would've never thought of it!...