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• Bart: Oh wow, cool! Lisa: Aw, cool! That is neato.
  Marge: Such a violent motif. Bart: Yeah, but it's just pretend violence, which is _actually_ beneficial for children....
• Bart: Who would have thought that our visit to Itchy and Scratchy Land would turn out to be our best vacation ever?
  Lisa: Yeah, best ever! Marge: Are you two bonkers?...
• Marge: I need to purchase a brassiere. You kids wait over here in the credit department.
  Bart: Oh, can't we just wander around and meet you back here later?...
• Itchy: Hi, Poochie. You look like you've got something to say.
  Do you? Poochie: Yes, I certainly do! [Roger Myers' voice] I have to go now....
• Bart: Hey, Lis, look! They're adding a new character to Itchy & Scratchy!
  [reads] Poochie the dog?! Lisa: [unfooled] Adding a new character is often a desperate attempt to boost low ratings....
• Homer: Then they said they were going to kill Poochie off!
  Bart: [joyful] Really?! [faking sadness] Oh, how terrible....
• Marge: You're missing the Itchy & Scratchy Show. Don't you like it anymore?
  Lisa: [reading the back of a Frosty Krusty Flakes cereal box] Sure, we love it....
• Lisa: Dad, remember how you said going to Itchy and Scratchy Land would be too damned expensive?
  Homer: Oh, everything's too damned expensive these days....
• Marge: Let Lisa be alone with her new friends. Ba
  They're _my_ friends rightfully. She only got them by copying me....