Bart: Hey, Lis, Look! They're Adding A New Character To Itchy & Scratchy!

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Bart: Hey, Lis, look! They're adding a new character to Itchy &
Scratchy! [reads] Poochie the dog?!
Lisa: [unfooled] Adding a new character is often a desperate attempt to
boost low ratings.
Roy: Yo, yo! How's it hangin' everybody!
Marge: Morning, Roy!
Homer: Yeah, hi, Roy.
-- Rim shot, "The Itchy & Scratchy & Poochie Show"

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