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• Ice Cream man: [driving past in his truck] I'm all out of ice cream!
  [to Bart and Lisa] It's true, you know....
• Ned: Until this, I never thought Homer and Marge were bad parents, but now I know you kids need a less hellbound family!
  Maude: Just sit back, and before you know it, you'll be part of the Flanders flock....
• Bart: [sarcastically] Enjoy your bath? Lisa: No, not really.
  Bart: Oh, too bad. Well I've certainly had fun vacuuming....
• Bart sighs at photo of Skinner] Lisa: Wow, I never thought Principal Skinner could become any more of a square, but there's the proof.
  Bart: It's weird, Lis: I miss him as a friend, but I miss him even more as an enemy....
• Jacques: First, you must get to know your lane. Feel the slickness, feel the slippery finish.
  Caresses it, experience it. Quite smooth, isn't it?...
• Homer: Now that we're all alone, Marge, admit it: you like Lisa best!
  Marge: No! Homer: Oh, so you're a Bart woman, are you?...
• Bart: [plaintive] Are you there, God? It's me, Bart Simpson.
  I know I never paid too much attention in church, but I could really use some of that good stuff now....
• Lisa: Did you hear that, Maggie? Another baby in the house.
  Bart: Oh, cool! We can race 'em! -- Marge might be pregnant, "I Married Marge...
• Homer: Honey, I'm home! Marge: Hello, dear. How was work at the plant?
  Homer: It's not a plant, Marge, it's a tree, and I've nearly chewed through it....