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• Bart: Aw, just think, Lis: that's _our_ pickle brine burning Sideshow Mel.
  Homer: Pfft. That Sideshow Mel think's he's so big....
• You tried to kill me. I want a separation.
  -- Selma to her husband of nary a few days Sideshow Bob, "The Return of Sideshow Bob...
• Troy: [voiceover] When Krusty the clown got canceled, he tried everything to stay on the air.
  Here's what you didn't see. Krusty: Watch my show, I will send you this book featuring me in a variety of sexually explicit positions....
• Lisa: Sideshow Bob used to be Krusty the Klown's sidekick.
  In 1990 he framed Krusty for armed robbery and Bart got him put in jail....
• I tried ordering you, I tried punishing you, and God help me, I even tried reasoning with you.
  -- Homer, "Bart the Daredevil...
• Cecil: I forgot to mention, I'm planning to blow up the dam with you inside.
  Bob: Well, obviously. -- "The Brother From Another Serie...
• Bob: Well, I suppose I should ask you what you do if I'm to be working with you.
  Cecil: _For_ me, Bob. _For_ me. I am Springfield's chief hydrological and hydrodynamical engineer....
• Cecil: I'm framing you and I'm doing a really excellent job, too.
  Bob: Wait a minute. This is all because I got to be Krusty's sidekick instead of you, isn't it?...
• Bob: You...you saved my life. Bart: Yeah. I guess that means you can't ever try to kill me again!
  Bob: [sinister music] Oh, I don't know about that....