Related:

• Bart: Aw, just think, Lis: that's _our_ pickle brine burning Sideshow Mel.
  Homer: Pfft. That Sideshow Mel think's he's so big....
• Homer: [looks at ballot information] Hmm...I don't agree with his Bart- killing policy, but I do approve of his Selma-killing policy.
  [votes for Bob] Krusty: Well, he framed me for armed robbery, but man, I'm aching for that upper-class tax cut....
• Bart: Attention, fellow children! Krusty didn't rob that store!
  Sideshow Bob framed him, and I got proof! [whams Sideshow Bob's foot with a mallet] Sideshow Bob...
• Marge: [bright] Well, as Jerry Lee Lewis would say, "There's a whole lotta frownin' going on".
  [laughs, then says "Mmm..."] Lisa: Mom, doesn't _any_ love story have a happy ending?...
• Krusty: Kids...Itchy and Scratchy can't be here today.
  But instead, we've got the next best thing!...
• Lisa: Bart, your mortal enemy is on the radio! [turns it on] Marty
  It's time for more deeee-mentia with Dr. Demento. Ba...
• Krusty: What have you been doing with yourself, Bob?
  Bob: Well, Krusty, as you may remember, after I tried to frame you for armed robbery, I tried to murder Selma Bouvier....
• Lisa: He's getting away! [gets covered by the blimp] Hapablap
  Oh...not the Harrier! We've got a war tomorrow. Bob...
• Homer: [cracks a beer] Ahh! Bart: Mom, Dad, I saw Sideshow Bob and he threatened to kill me!
  Homer: Bart, don't interrupt! Marge: Homer, this is serious!...