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Lovejoy: Oh, That Was Lovely, Robert. You Other Cons Could Benefit From His Example.
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Lovejoy: Oh, that was lovely, Robert. You other cons could benefit
from his example. [Inmates mutter angrily]
Bob: Really, Reverend, your praise is going to get me beaten up.
-- "The Brother From Another Series"
Related:
Edna: It's so exciting to be dating a killer. Bob
To be fair, I never successfully killed anyone. Edna...
Bob: [Angrily] You again! Well, that's it. [ominously] I'm going to do what I should have done a long time ago.
[at the Simpson home, there is a knock at the door....
Cecil: At last I'm going to do what Bob never could.
Kill Bart Simpson! Bart: Throwing me off a dam?...
You don't have to worry about me, brother. I'm all murdered out.
-- Sideshow Bob, "The Brother From Another Serie...
Cecil: I forgot to mention, I'm planning to blow up the dam with you inside.
Bob: Well, obviously. -- "The Brother From Another Serie...
Well, I hope Bob fed you, cause I ate your dinners.
-- Homer the caregiver, "The Brother From Another Serie...
Bob: You...you saved my life. Bart: Yeah. I guess that means you can't ever try to kill me again!
Bob: [sinister music] Oh, I don't know about that....
Marge: But you can't let a few bad experiences sour you on helping people.
Lovejoy: Oh, sure I can. [the phone rings] [shudders] You handle it....
Be careful! There's hydroelectricity in there!
-- Sideshow Bob, "The Brother From Another Serie...