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• Bob: _That_ was Edna Krabappel. You only get one chance with Edna Krabappel, I hope you're happy.
  Bart: I won't be happy until I find out what you're up to....
• Barlow: My friends, isn't this just typical? Another intelligent conservative here
  ailroaded by our liberal justice system, just like [reads lists] Colonel Oliver North, officer Stacey Koons, and cartoon Smokespeson Joe Camel....
• Brich Barlow [on the radio; a Rush Limbaugh imitation]
  My friends, isn't this just typical? Another intelligent conservative here, railroaded by our liberal justice system, just like [reads lists] Colonel Oliver North, officer Stacey Koons, and cartoon Smokespeson Joe Camel....
• Bob: You...you saved my life. Bart: Yeah. I guess that means you can't ever try to kill me again!
  Bob: [sinister music] Oh, I don't know about that....
• Edna: OK, it's book report time. We'll do them alphabetically.
  Today it's A through M. Bart: I'm saved!...
• Bob: [Angrily] You again! Well, that's it. [ominously] I'm going to do what I should have done a long time ago.
  [at the Simpson home, there is a knock at the door....
• Cecil: At last I'm going to do what Bob never could.
  Kill Bart Simpson! Bart: Throwing me off a dam?...
• Bob: You do know I used to have a...problem with trying to kill people.
  Cecil: Goodness! I had no idea! For you see, I have been on Mars for the past decade, in a cave with my eyes shut, and my fingers in my ears....
• Bob: Bart, for once, I'm not trying to kill you. I know it's an awkward situation, and I don't like it any more than you do, but you've got to trust me.
  Bart: Ah, what the hell. -- That's the spirit, "The Brother From Another Serie...