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Bob: I Hope They Still Make That Shampoo I Like. -- That Evil Criminal Genius!
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Bob: I hope they still make that shampoo I like.
-- That evil criminal genius! "The Brother From Another
Series"
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Well, I hope Bob fed you, cause I ate your dinners.
-- Homer the caregiver, "The Brother From Another Serie...
Cecil: At last I'm going to do what Bob never could.
Kill Bart Simpson! Bart: Throwing me off a dam?...
That guy's a genius! He's gonna change the way we think about getting hit by pies.
-- Krusty on Sideshow Bob, "The Brother From Another Serie...
Cecil: I forgot to mention, I'm planning to blow up the dam with you inside.
Bob: Well, obviously. -- "The Brother From Another Serie...
You've brought shame to this family, Cecil. Oh, I don't relish having to write the Christmas letter this year.
-- Sideshow Bob, "The Brother From Another Serie...
Lisa: Oh, it's hopeless, utterly, utterly hopeless.
Bob: Oh, I see. When it's one of _my_ evil schemes, you can't foil it fast enough, but when _Cecil_ tries to kill you, it's [imitating her] hopeless, utterly, utterly hopeless....
Lou: Here's your man, chief. Wiggum: Cecil? I think not.
This looks like the work of crazy old Sideshow Bob....
Bob: Well, I suppose I should ask you what you do if I'm to be working with you.
Cecil: _For_ me, Bob. _For_ me. I am Springfield's chief hydrological and hydrodynamical engineer....
Be careful! There's hydroelectricity in there!
-- Sideshow Bob, "The Brother From Another Serie...