Lou: Here's Your Man, Chief. Wiggum: Cecil? I Think Not.

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Lou: Here's your man, chief.
Wiggum: Cecil? I think not. This looks like the work of crazy old
Sideshow Bob.
Lisa: No, Chief, Bob's innocent, it's the truth!
Wiggum: Truth, hah? That sounds like the testimony of crazy old Lisa
Simpson.
Lou: Cecil just voluntarily confessed, Chief.
Wiggum: That's some good work, Lou. You'll make sergeant for this.
Lou: Uh, I already am sergeant, Chief.
-- The flabby arm of the law,
"The Brother From Another Series"

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