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• Bob: Who left the lights on. Who's in here? Cletus?
  Cousin Merl? Big Hungry Joe? [behind the watercooler, he sees Bart's distinctive hairline] Ba...
• Cecil: Hello, brother. All's well, I trust? Bob
  It most certainly is _not_. The workmen you've given me don't know their asses from the hole in the ground they blew up yesterday....
• Bob: It's been ten years! We haven't spoken since the.
  .. unpleasantness. Cecil: You mean Arthur Fiedler's wake?...
• Bob: You do know I used to have a...problem with trying to kill people.
  Cecil: Goodness! I had no idea! For you see, I have been on Mars for the past decade, in a cave with my eyes shut, and my fingers in my ears....
• Lisa: Oh, it's hopeless, utterly, utterly hopeless.
  Bob: Oh, I see. When it's one of _my_ evil schemes, you can't foil it fast enough, but when _Cecil_ tries to kill you, it's [imitating her] hopeless, utterly, utterly hopeless....
• Bob: You wanted to be Krusty's sidekick since you were five!
  What about the buffoon lessons, the four years at clown college....
• You've brought shame to this family, Cecil. Oh, I don't relish having to write the Christmas letter this year.
  -- Sideshow Bob, "The Brother From Another Serie...
• Bob: You can't do this! I saved the children's lives, I'm a hero!
  Cecil: [craftily] Tell them they'll live to regret this....
• Chorus: Grandma got run over by a reindeer, Walking home from our house Christmas eve.
  You can say there's no such thing as Santa, But as for me and Grandpa, we believe!...