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• Cletus: See, cousin Merl and me, we were playing with Geech.
  That's our old smell-hound. And... [said dog has become one big cement dog statue] Merl...
• Bob: Who is that? Why, it's Bart Simpson! [calling] Hello, Bart!
  [Bart ducks] He's just a little shy because I've tried to kill him so many times....
• Bart: [holding Cecil's eyes closed from behind] Guess who?
  Cecil: Maris? -- Metahumor, "The Brother From Another Serie...
• Marge: Oh, you have _nothing_ to worry about, honey.
  Homer: Your mother's right, Bart. Sure, you're the one who _ruined_ all of Sideshow Bob's criminal schemes....
• Bart: He's planning something evil, I know it. It must have something to do with the town's water supply.
  Milhouse: Maybe he's gonna pee in the river! Ba...
• Jacques: First, you must get to know your lane. Feel the slickness, feel the slippery finish.
  Caresses it, experience it. Quite smooth, isn't it?...
• That guy's a genius! He's gonna change the way we think about getting hit by pies.
  -- Krusty on Sideshow Bob, "The Brother From Another Serie...
• Bart: He's more the same than ever. And I know where the evidence is.
  There's only one place where it could possibly be....
• Bob: _That_ was Edna Krabappel. You only get one chance with Edna Krabappel, I hope you're happy.
  Bart: I won't be happy until I find out what you're up to....