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• Bart: He's more the same than ever. And I know where the evidence is.
  There's only one place where it could possibly be....
• Bob: [Angrily] You again! Well, that's it. [ominously] I'm going to do what I should have done a long time ago.
  [at the Simpson home, there is a knock at the door....
• Boy1: Hey, nice smile. Lisa: Thanks. Boy2: Hey, what are you talking to her for?
  She's just going to say something weird. Lisa...
• Bart: Let's go again, let's go again! Lisa: No! -- "The Brother From Another Serie
• Marge: Hey, calm down. You're wrinkling your church clothes.
  Homer: Who cares? This is the best part of the week....
• Lincoln: Four score and seven years ago, our forefathers brewed a refreshing drink from hops and barley.
  [drinks his Duff and starts beatboxing] We-e-ll, I'm Rappin' A....
• Bart: You always told me I was going to destroy the family.
  But I never believed it. Lisa: That's okay, Bart....
• Lisa: Well, I gotta go. I have to practice for band auditions.
  Alison: Me too! Hey, what instrument do you play?...
• Lisa: Bart, we did it! Now we get to keep our house and you get to go back to the fourth grade.
  Bart: Oh, tomorrow we were going to find out who the dish ran away with....