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• Lisa: Hi, Alison, I'm Lisa Simpson. Oh, it's great to finally meet someone who converses above the normal eight-year-old level.
  Alison: Actually, I'm seven. I was just skipped ahead because I was getting bored with the first grade....
• Lisa: I'm really sorry about what I did, Alison. It's no shame being second to you.
  Alison: Thank you, Lisa. You know, I'm actually kind of glad I lost....
• Ralph: [whispers] Hey, Alison: what's the answer to number nine?
  Alison: [whispers] I can't tell you, Ralph. Lisa...
• Lisa: Hey, I _am_ above average! So what if Alison's ahead of me?
  There's no shame in being second. [imagines] Announce...
• Lisa: [opening her eyes] Largo: Oh! That was a close one, Lisa, but you made it.
  Lisa: [happy] I won first chair? Largo: No, you regained consciousness....
• Hoover: OK, our next entry is "The Tell-Tale Heart" by Alison Taylor.
  Skinner: Mmm, I can't wait to see this. [low voice] Be ready with the ribbon....
• Alison: It's great of you to come over, Lisa. I really want us to be friends.
  Lisa: You're a wonderful person. Taylor: Hi, Lisa, I'm Alison's father, Professor Taylor....
• Lisa: Gee, I never met anyone who's skipped a grade before.
  Alison: I'm surprised you haven't been skipped. You're obviously smart enough....
• Lisa: I need help, Mom. There's another girl at school who's smarter, younger, and a better sax player than me.
  Ew, I feel so average. Marge: Well, you'll always be number one to me -- Ba...