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• Narrator: With rum-running hoodlums in the catbird seat, Springfield sent for the one man who could clean up the town and shoot the gangste
  Rex Banner. -- Or is that shoot up the town and clean the gangsters?...
• Narrator: Dateline: Springfield. With prohibition back in force, sobriety's peaceful slogan was shattered by its noisy neighbor, the Speakeasy.
  -- "The Untouchables" meets "The Simpsons, "Homer vs. the Eighteenth Amendme...
• At first, I thought prohibition was a good thing. People were drinking more and having a lot more fun.
  Without beer, prohibition doesn't work! -- Homer, missing the point in the word "prohibition, "Homer vs....
• You see, boy? The real money's in bootlegging! Not in your childish vandalism.
  -- Homer Simpson Homer vs. the Eighteenth Amendme...
• Brockman: "What are _you_ looking at?"--the innocent words of a drunken child.
  Well, I'll _tell_ you what we're looking at, young man....
• Banner: Pet shop, eh? Well, I just have one question.
  What kind of pet shop is filled with rambunctious yahoos and hot jazz music at 1 am?...
• Marge: No! No more drinking! I'm tired of looking like the world's worst mother.
  Homer: Oh, honey, you're not the world's worst mother....
• The idea that someone like that could operate under my very nose is _laughable_.
  [starts a sickly laughter that sounds like a spasm] Well, you all know what laughter sounds like, don't you?...
• Ladies and gentlemen, what you are seeing is a total disregard for the things St.
  Patrick's Day stand for. All this drinking, violence, destruction of property....