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  Caresses it, experience it. Quite smooth, isn't it?...
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• Wiggum: Wait a minute. If the second old geezer got shot, how come nobody reported it?
  [at the old folks home, they pound on door 26] [Jasper answers] Wiggum...
• on "Bite Back"] Kent: Apu, will you ever stop selling spoiled meat?
  Apu: No -- I mean, yes -- I mean -- uh oh. [sweats] [Apu turns off the TV] I think I come off very well....
• Brockman: ... means death for us all. And now, "Kent's People!
  Tonight's inspiring story is about Frank Grimes, a thirty- five-year-old Springfieldite who has earned everything the hard way, but never let adversity get him down....
• Kent: We've come up with a camera so tiny it fits into this oversized novelty hat.
  [Homer puts it on, and struggles to stand upright] Now, go get us some incriminating footage, and remembe...
• Coming up next: An elephant who never forgets... to brush!
  -- Kent Brockman hosts `Eye on Springfield', "Flaming Moe'...
• Paul: What? She's leaving home? Lisa: Wow! Paul McCartney!
  I read about you in history class. So where's your wife Linda?...
• Troy: [voiceover] A few years back, Bart was adopted by Mr.
  Burns. In this very special outtake, Homer attempts a reconciliation with his estranged son....