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• Apu: Huh? Homer: Don't be alarmed, Apu. Just go about your daily routine like I'm not wearing the hat.
  Apu: Your headgear seems to be emitting a buzzing noise, sir....
• Jacques: First, you must get to know your lane. Feel the slickness, feel the slippery finish.
  Caresses it, experience it. Quite smooth, isn't it?...
• Kent: All right, are you willing to go undercover to nail this creep?
  Homer: No way, man. No way, man! Get yourself another patsy, man....
• Homer: What a wonderful dinner. What a beautiful family!
  Someone get a picture of me with my arm around this steak....
• Stampy trumpets] Homer: What's he yelling about? Lisa
  He's hungry. Here you go Stampy: [holds a platter] eat it slow....
• Homer: No, don't kill me. I didn't know there was film in that camera in that hat!
  I was unaware. I was unaware! [sobs] Apu: Mr....
• Tony: I am afraid the time has come for you to pay us.
  Krusty: Look, I'm cleaned out. Just take the Clown College....
• Lisa: And now it's time for the Innocence Report with Homer Simpson.
  [holds sign: "Innocence Report"] Homer: Hello....
• Director: OK, listen up, everybody: this is the hardest, most expensive scene in the movie, and we only get one shot at it, so we _have_ to do it right.
  Fallout Boy will untie Radioactive Man and pull him to safety moments before he's hit with a forty-foot wall of sulfuric acid that will horribly burn everything in its path....