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• Banner: You're out there somewhere, beer baron! And I'll find you.
  Homer: [distant, barely audible] No you won't! Banne...
• Banner: Are you the beer baron? Comic Book Guy
  Yes, but only by night. By day, I'm a mild-mannered reporter for a major Metropolitan newspaper....
• Banner: Well, what are you waiting for? Somebody to kiss you goodbye?
  Wiggum: Well... no, no, no... I guess not. -- Can I at least have my invisible typewriter?...
• Brockman: Kent Brockman, at the now-closed Duff bottling plant, where a mysterious person in black keeps a solitary vigil.
  [Barney, the mysterious person, lays a flower down beside the plant and belches] -- "Homer vs....
• Moe: Listen up, this is the busiest drinking day of the year.
  Where are the designated drivers? [two men raise their hands] Beat it!...
• Fat Tony: How do you know you don't like bribes if you've never taken one?
  Here. [puts some cash into Rex's hand] Banne...
• Banner: Are you the beer baron?? Ned: Well, if you're talking about root beer, I plead guilt- diddily-ildly as char-didily-arged!
  Banner: He's not the baron, but he sounds drunk....
• Bart: Dad! Knocking over gravestones is bad luck!
  Homer: Really? I heard good. -- "Homer vs. the Eighteenth Amendme...
• You see, boy? The real money's in bootlegging! Not in your childish vandalism.
  -- Homer Simpson Homer vs. the Eighteenth Amendme...