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• Banner: You're out there somewhere, beer baron! And I'll find you.
  Homer: [distant, barely audible] No you won't! Banne...
• The idea that someone like that could operate under my very nose is _laughable_.
  [starts a sickly laughter that sounds like a spasm] Well, you all know what laughter sounds like, don't you?...
• Banner: Are you the beer baron? Comic Book Guy
  Yes, but only by night. By day, I'm a mild-mannered reporter for a major Metropolitan newspaper....
• I've thought about what you've said, honey, and I've decided to quit.
  -- Homer, ending the "beer baron" charade after it literally blows up in his face, "Homer vs....
• Banner: Well, what are you waiting for? Somebody to kiss you goodbye?
  Wiggum: Well... no, no, no... I guess not. -- Can I at least have my invisible typewriter?...
• Banner: Listen, rummy, I'm gonna say it plain and simple.
  Where'd you pinch the hooch? Is some blind tiger jerking suds on the side?...
• Ned: Well, hey, it's Homer. Good to see you, neigh-- [Homer pushes him and takes his bell] Home
  Get lost! [rings the bell] Hear ye, hear ye, hear ye!...
• Homer: [standing on one foot and singing "The Alphabet Song"] W, X, Y, and Z.
  Now I know my ABCs, won't you come and play with me....
• At first, I thought prohibition was a good thing. People were drinking more and having a lot more fun.
  Without beer, prohibition doesn't work! -- Homer, missing the point in the word "prohibition, "Homer vs....