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• Marge: Here's your toast, Maggie! I melbafied it myself.
  [Lisa walks in] Oh, Lisa, honey, I tracked down those old newspapers for your history project....
• Return with us now to those thrilling days of yesteryear.... -- The Lone Range
• Myth: It's only fair to pay for quality first-run movies.
  Fact: Most movies shown on cable get two stars or less and are repeated ad nauseum....
• SMILEY |-( late at nigh
• Let us hear the conclusion of the whole matter: Fear God, and keep his commandme
  for this is the whole duty of man. -- Old Testament -- Ecclesiastes xii, 13...
• You can sentence her to watching old movies???
• Lisa: Are you hiding something from me? Homer: Like what?
  Lisa: Judging from your song, you're infatuated with a woman named Mindy....
• Wiggum: Hold it right there. [gets out his car] Well, if it isn't Springfield's finest little babysitter, Lisa Simpson!
  Lisa: Hi! How are you?? Wiggum: Um, I'm fine....
• Dad, you're not supposed to have fun recycling. This is serious!
  -- Lisa, saying recycling isn't FUN-damental, "The Old Man and the Lisa...