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• Homer: [wobbly] Here you go, honey. [drops a can of Duff into a bag] That's about all the recycling *hic* I can handle today.
  Lisa: Dad, if you just drink one more I'll have a full bag....
• Aww, ain't that cute? Makes Li'l Debbie look like a pile of puke!
  -- Moe, at the unveiling of the Li'l Lisa Recycling Plant, "The Old Man and the Lisa...
• Lisa: Wow, even _I_ didn't know he was so committed to recycling.
  See? I told you Mr. Burns was changed. See? Marge...
• Marge: [yawn] Lisa, what in the heck are you doing?
  Lisa: Oh, it's for my Junior Achievers Club. We're trying to earn money by recycling....
• Marge puts a six-pack ring in a wastebasket] Lisa: Mom, Mom!
  You're mixing polyapolane with polyurethane Home...
• Bart: It won't be any fun without you, Dad. [the car shoves off] Bart+Lisa
  YAY! -- The kids head to Duff Gardens, "Selma's Choice...
• Homer: "Now I'm not saying Mr. Burns is incontinent" -- Ba
  Incontinent. [laughs] Too rich! Lisa: Does either of you know what "incontinent" means?...
• Homer: OK son, just remember to have fun out there today.
  And if you lose, I'll kill you! [everyone laughs] Ba...
• You will have fun.