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• Jacques: First, you must get to know your lane. Feel the slickness, feel the slippery finish.
  Caresses it, experience it. Quite smooth, isn't it?...
• Marge: The story of Lisa's first word is very cute.
  Bart+Lisa: Tell it, Mom! Tell it, Mom! Tell it! Home...
• Bart: Can I come to the candy show, huh, huh? Can I, can I?
  Huh, huh, huh? Can I? Can I? Lisa: No, me!...
• Bart: Wow, Mom, I never pictured you as any kind of authority figure before.
  Homer: Marge, I want you to take care of yourself out there....
• Homer: Now that we're all alone, Marge, admit it: you like Lisa best!
  Marge: No! Homer: Oh, so you're a Bart woman, are you?...
• Marge: [yawn] Lisa, what in the heck are you doing?
  Lisa: Oh, it's for my Junior Achievers Club. We're trying to earn money by recycling....
• Bart: [Musically.] You don't win friends with salad!
  You don't win friends with salad! You don't win friends with salad!...
• Homer: Why don't people like me, Marge? Marge: Mmm, everyone likes you, you're a wonderful person.
  Homer: Why don't those stupid idiots let me in their crappy club for jerks?...
• Marge: Here's your toast, Maggie! I melbafied it myself.
  [Lisa walks in] Oh, Lisa, honey, I tracked down those old newspapers for your history project....