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• Burns: Smithers, why didn't you tell me about this market crash!
  Smithers: Um, well... sir, it happened twenty five years before I was born....
• Burns: I see it all, now. You're just a bunch of yes-men.
  I was making the wrong moves and you were too gutless to tell me!...
• Smithers: [chuckles] Perfect. When I give the signal, you transfer the call to Mr.
  Burns. After she tears into him I'll rush in and save the day....
• Moe: Don't worry about nothing, Homer. I have a feeling that Mr.
  Burns is going to have a little accident that might keep him from bowling with us tonight, heh heh heh....
• Well, sir, I have to get to work. Lenny's a real bear on tardiness.
  -- Smithers begins working for Lenny, "The Old Man and the Lisa...
• Burns: Uh, would it be all right if I kept this portrait?
  To remind me of better times? Bret: Why would I want a picture of a pitiful pencil-neck GEEK?...
• An amateur thinks it's really funny if you dress a man up as an old lady, put him in a wheelchair, and give the wheelchair a push that sends it spinning down a slope towards a stone wall.
  For a pro, it's got to be a real old lady. -- Groucho Marx...
• Wiggum: Wait a minute. If the second old geezer got shot, how come nobody reported it?
  [at the old folks home, they pound on door 26] [Jasper answers] Wiggum...
• Lisa: They don't like being broken up. Marge: We've got to be realistic, kids.
  Who's going to have a big enough heart to take care of 25 puppies?...