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  Caresses it, experience it. Quite smooth, isn't it?...
• Burns: OK, let's make this sporting, Leonard. If you can tell me why I shouldn't fire you without using the letter "E", you can keep your job.
  Lenny: Uh, OK. Um, I'm a good...work...guy -- Bu...
• Well, sir, I have to get to work. Lenny's a real bear on tardiness.
  -- Smithers begins working for Lenny, "The Old Man and the Lisa...
• Hibbert: Well, that's the first case I've ever seen of a man suffering four simultaneous heart attacks.
  Lisa: I'm sorry, Dad. Homer: It's all right. I understand....
• Grimes: Oh, that's my degree in nuclear physics. I'm sure you all have one.
  Lenny: Oh yeah, Carl and I each have a masters'....
• Smithers: [chuckles] Perfect. When I give the signal, you transfer the call to Mr.
  Burns. After she tears into him I'll rush in and save the day....
• Marge: Homer, you didn't tell me Mr. Burns went broke and lost the nuclear power plant!
  Homer: Now I can't remember every little thing that happens in my day....
• Chalmers: Well, it's clear you've been falsely accused.
  Because no one, anywhere, ever, would pretend to be a 44-year-old virgin....
• Burns: [to Barney] I'm riding on the bus! Barney: Hey, aren't you that guy everybody hates?
  Burns: Oh, my, no! I'm Monty Burns. -- "The Old Man and the Lisa...