Marge: Homer, you didn't tell me Mr. Burns went broke and lost
the nuclear power plant!
Homer: Now I can't remember every little thing that happens in my
day.
Marge: You told me about that candy bar you found three times.
Bart: You found a candy bar?
Homer: Oh yes. Gather around, my son, and I shall tell you a
tale.
-- A tale of a faithful Mars bar,
"The Old Man and the Lisa"
