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Burns: Oh, Thank You, Shopee. I Ventured In To Search For Milk When The Door Snapped Shut Behind Me!
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Burns: Oh, thank you, shopee. I ventured in to search for milk
when the door snapped shut behind me!
Man: Yeah, those dairy cases are death traps.
-- "The Old Man and the Lisa"
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