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• Burns: Smithers, why didn't you tell me about this market crash!
  Smithers: Um, well... sir, it happened twenty five years before I was born....
• Burns: But, where are you taking me? What's happening?
  Wiggum: Relax. You've gone off your nut, so we're stuffing you into an old folks' home....
• otices a box of "Count Chocula" cereal with a cartoon of a vampire on it] Hmm.
  I suppose this one looks a _bit_ like me. -- Mr....
• Bart: Now we can get the treasure! Abe: Oh, what's the use.
  Burns would still find some way to take it from me....
• Burns: I see it all, now. You're just a bunch of yes-men.
  I was making the wrong moves and you were too gutless to tell me!...
• Burns: Oh, thank you, shopee. I ventured in to search for milk when the door snapped shut behind me!
  Man: Yeah, those dairy cases are death traps. -- "The Old Man and the Lisa...
• Larry: Well, how 'bout it, Pop? I know it's tough, but can you love me for what I am?
  [cops a smirk] Burns: Uh... well... uh... [hugs Larry] There there, sonny boy....
• Marge: Homer, you didn't tell me Mr. Burns went broke and lost the nuclear power plant!
  Homer: Now I can't remember every little thing that happens in my day....
• Bart: Mr. Burns, I don't want to seem ungrateful, but I want to go home to my family.
  Burns: [sighs] I was hoping I wouldn't have to tell you this, but....