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• Marge: All right, who broke my vase? Lisa: Who took all my test papers off the refrigerator and tore them up?
  Homer: Who spread garbage all over Flanders' yard before I got a chance to?...
• Lisa: [on the phone] Dad, I broke my last saxophone reed, and I need you to get me a new one.
  Homer: Uh, isn't this the kind of thing your mother's better at?...
• Ned: Okey dokey, every dad find a partner. Two dads to a raft.
  [All dads except Homer shake hands and smile at one another] Home...
• Lisa: Dad, do you know what Schadenfreude is? Home
  No, I do not know what shaden-frawde is. [sarcasm] Please tell me, because I'm dying to know....
• Homer: Hey Flanders! All Flanders: Hidely-ho, neighborino!
  Homer: Shut up! All Flanders: Okily-dokily!...
• Kent: We're just about to get our first pictures from inside the spacecraft with "average-naut" Homer Simpson, and we'd like to -- aah!
  [Camera shows a close-up of an ant floating in front of the three astronauts] Everyone...
• No, I do not know what the Schadenfreude is. Please tell me, because I'm dying to know.
  -- Homer Simpson When Flanders Failed...
• Jacques: First, you must get to know your lane. Feel the slickness, feel the slippery finish.
  Caresses it, experience it. Quite smooth, isn't it?...
• The alien has appeared in the same Springfield pasture the past two Friday nights.
  Will it appear again this Friday? The entire Channel 6 news team will be there, except for Bill, the boom mike operator, who's getting fired tomorrow....