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• Say your prayers, you heathen baboon!" -- Reverend Lovejoy, "In Marge We Tru
• Marge: All done. I swept the aisles and put all the collection plates in the dishwasher.
  Oh -- and you wouldn't believe how many dead pigeons there were in the organ....
• Jacques: First, you must get to know your lane. Feel the slickness, feel the slippery finish.
  Caresses it, experience it. Quite smooth, isn't it?...
• Flanders: Reverend, I'm, uh, I'm afraid something terrible has happened.
  Lovejoy: Well, sit down and rap with me brother, that's what I'm here for....
• Marge: [thinking] Everywhere I look, someone is breaking the law.
  Dog, no leash. Man, littering. Horse, not wearing diaper....
• Lovejoy: Can you believe it? They give you five "Q"s and only two "U"s.
  What a world. Marge: That's crazy. Lovejoy: So, what's on your mind, Marge?...
• If the car industry behaved like the computer industry over the last 30 years, a Rolls-Royce would cost $
  5, get 300 miles per gallon, and blow up once a year killing all passengers inside....
• There are no passengers on spaceship earth. We are all crew. -- Marshall McLuha
• Lovejoy: [walks into the room] Yes, Marge? Marge
  Reverend, I gave Ned Flanders some bad advice. Now he could be in real trouble....