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• Attention, HO-scale passengers. The dining car is closed.
  Root beer is still available, but the cost is now six-fifty....
• Marge: All done. I swept the aisles and put all the collection plates in the dishwasher.
  Oh -- and you wouldn't believe how many dead pigeons there were in the organ....
• Lovejoy: Can you believe it? They give you five "Q"s and only two "U"s.
  What a world. Marge: That's crazy. Lovejoy: So, what's on your mind, Marge?...
• Flanders: You saved me, Reverend. You really went above and beyond.
  Thank you. Lovejoy: Oh, don't thank me, thank Marge Simpson....
• Marge: Reverend Lovejoy, I had a bit of an ulterior motive in inviting you to dinner.
  Rev. Lovejoy: [surprised and angry] What!? -- "Homer the Heretic...
• Lovejoy: [walks into the room] Yes, Marge? Marge
  Reverend, I gave Ned Flanders some bad advice. Now he could be in real trouble....
• Flanders: Reverend, I'm, uh, I'm afraid something terrible has happened.
  Lovejoy: Well, sit down and rap with me brother, that's what I'm here for....
• Marge: But you can't let a few bad experiences sour you on helping people.
  Lovejoy: Oh, sure I can. [the phone rings] [shudders] You handle it....