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• The more sand that has escaped from the hourglass of our life, the clearer we should see through it.
  -- Jean-Paul Sartre...
• Where were you when the ship hit the sand?
• Yo momma so ugly that when she sits in the sand on the beach, cats try to bury her.
  Yo momma so ugly she scares the roaches away....
• A mathematician, a doctor, and an engineer are walking on the beach and observe a team of lifeguards pumping the stomach of a drowned woman.
  As they watch, water, sand, snails and such come out of the pump....
• Life's a beach and someone keeps kicking sand in my face.
• Without chlorophyll life would be a bowl of sand.
• About you stretches the beach of Ebosskil. The sand is unnaturally white, reflecting its strange origins in an act of magic.
  The sand continues up a hill to the west. There are signs of ruins visible to the northwest and southwest....
• My girlfriend and I sure had a good time at the beach last summer.
  First she'd bury me in the sand, then I'd bury her....
• Windows: Next best thing to sand in your hard disk.