TV: All-star Boxing was brought to you by "Doctor Marvin Monroe's
Family Therapy Center". [Dr. Marvin Monroe waves.]
Wife: Honey, aren't you going to work today?
Husband: No-o-o... I don't think so.
Wife: Honey, you have a problem, and it won't get better until you
admit it.
Husband: I admit this... You better shut your big yap!
Wife: Oh you shut up.
Husband: No, you shut up!
Wife: No <you> shut up!
Husband: Oh shut up!
Wife: Shut up!
Husband: Shut up! [little kid enters the bedroom]
Kid: Why don't you
Dr. Monroe: Hi, friends, I'm Dr. Marvin Monroe. Does this scene look
familiar? If so, I can help. No gimmicks, no pills, no fad
diets. Just family bliss, or double your money back! So call
today! [dial 1-800-555-HUGS]
-- "There's No Disgrace Like Home"
