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• TV: All-star Boxing was brought to you by "Doctor Marvin Monroe's Family Therapy Center".
  [Dr. Marvin Monroe waves.] Wife: Honey, aren't you going to work today?...
• Monroe: This is what's known as aversion therapy. When someone hurts you emotionally, you will hurt them physically, and gradually you will learn not to hurt each other at all!
  And won't that be wonderful Homer? Home...
• Homer: Lisa, if the Bible has taught us nothing else -- and it hasn't -- it's that girls should stick to girls' sports, such as hot-oil wrestling, foxy boxing, and such-and-such.
  Marge: I think women should be able to play any sport men play, but hockey is so violent and dangerous -- look at Milhouse's teeth....
• Monroe: Hello, I'm Doctor Marvin Monroe, no doubt you recognize me from TV.
  Lisa: We would if we had one. -- "There's No Disgrace Like Home...
• Homer: Okay, now look. My boss is going to be at this picnic, so I want you to show your father some love and/or respect.
  Lisa: Tough choice. Bart: I'm picking respect. -- "There's No Disgrace Like Home...
• Jacques: First, you must get to know your lane. Feel the slickness, feel the slippery finish.
  Caresses it, experience it. Quite smooth, isn't it?...
• Honey, I've given this matter a lot of study, and of all the commercials I saw, his was the best.
  -- Homer suggests the family see Dr. Marvin Monroe, "There's No Disgrace Like Home...
• Monroe: Everyone comfy? Hmmph, good. Now don't touch any of those buttons in front of you for a very important reason.
  I.e., You are wired in to the rest of your family....
• Homer: Wait a minute, these mallet things are padded with foam rubber.
  What's the point? Bart: They work much better without the padding, Doc....