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Oh Come On Marge... Why Skimp Now On The Off-chance That They'll Actually Get In Someplace.
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Oh come on Marge... Why skimp now on the off-chance that they'll
actually get in someplace.
-- Homer asks Marge to fetch the children's college
fund, "There's No Disgrace Like Home"
Related:
Marge: [despairingly] Homer, you raided the college fund, the TV.
.. Homer, you're driving a stake through the hearts of those who love you....
Homer: Snap out of it Marge! You've gotta come with me, the boss is going to make a toast.
Marge: Whoa, oh, I'm not much of a drinker. [collapses] Home...
Mmmmm.... marshmallows...
-- Homer admires Marge's gelatinous dessert, "There's No Disgrace Like Home...
Marge: Homer, couldn't we pawn my engagement ring instead?
Homer: Now, I appreciate that, honey, but we need one hundred and fifty dollars here....
Marge: Here we sit, enjoying the shade. Wives: Hey, Marge, and pour the wine!
Marge: Drink the drink that I have made. Wives: Hey, Marge, and pour the wine!...
Homer: [whistles at Marge] You look great. Marge: Really?
You like it? Oh, I'd love to wear this someplace special....
Homer: Ah, afternoon Mr. Burns! Burns: Hello there.
.. uh... uh... Homer: [whispers to Smithers] Simpson, Homer....
Homer: Dear Lord, thank You for this microwave bounty, even though we don't deserve it.
I mean... our kids are uncontrollable hellions!...
Marge: Homey! Get in the car! Lisa: This is where you belong!
Bart: Yeah Homer, room for one more! Marge+Lisa+Ba...