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• Oh come on Marge... Why skimp now on the off-chance that they'll actually get in someplace.
  -- Homer asks Marge to fetch the children's college fund, "There's No Disgrace Like Home...
• Homer: [presenting TV] Would you pay $150 for this &l
  lovely> Motorola? Clerk: Is it cable-ready? Home...
• D'oh! -- Homer, "There's No Disgrace Like Home
• Mmmmm.... marshmallows...
  -- Homer admires Marge's gelatinous dessert, "There's No Disgrace Like Home...
• Homer: Quick Bart, give me a kiss. Bart: Kiss you?
  But Dad, I'm your kid! -- "There's No Disgrace Like Home...
• Homer: Snap out of it Marge! You've gotta come with me, the boss is going to make a toast.
  Marge: Whoa, oh, I'm not much of a drinker. [collapses] Home...
• Marge: Homer, I'd like to talk to you. Homer: But then I won't be watching TV!
  -- "Itchy and Scratchy: The Movie...
• Homer: Okay, now look. My boss is going to be at this picnic, so I want you to show your father some love and/or respect.
  Lisa: Tough choice. Bart: I'm picking respect. -- "There's No Disgrace Like Home...
• Bart: Whoa! Look at this place, what a dump! Home
  It's worst than you think, heh heh heh. I just trampled this poor sap's flower bed....