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• Burns: [sadly] Simpson, I am by most measures a successful man.
  I have wealth and power beyond the dreams of you and your clock-punching ilk....
• Announcer: Coming up next, our feature race: the Nuclear Power Plant Championship.
  Plant plant! Burns: Ah, at last. Smithers, fetch the bi-oculars....
• Burns: Oh, and what's this? A congratulatory phone call from Earvin `Magic' Johnson?
  Homer: [gasps] Magic Johnson!? [picks up the phone] Yello?...
• Attention workers, we have completed our evaluation of the plant.
  We regret to announce the following lay-offs, which I will read in alphabetical orde...
• Jacques: First, you must get to know your lane. Feel the slickness, feel the slippery finish.
  Caresses it, experience it. Quite smooth, isn't it?...
• Burns: His name? Smithers: [holding a copy of the incriminating photo] Homer Simpson sir, a low-level employee in sector 7G.
  Burns: Simpson, eh? -- "Homer's Night Ou...
• Burns: Hear me out Simpson! I don't want you to come back as a technical supervisor, or supervising technician, or whatever the hell you used to be.
  I want you to be in charge of safety here at the plant....
• Burns: Look at that man, he has the crowd in the palm of his hand.
  I haven't seen anything like it since Jolson....
• Bart: Mr. Burns, I don't want to seem ungrateful, but I want to go home to my family.
  Burns: [sighs] I was hoping I wouldn't have to tell you this, but....