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• Lisa: I think she likes my present better. \< Ba
  Does not! Lisa: |Does too! Bart: | |Does not!...
• Jacques: First, you must get to know your lane. Feel the slickness, feel the slippery finish.
  Caresses it, experience it. Quite smooth, isn't it?...
• She was so wild that when she made French toast she got her tongue caught in the toaster.
  -- Rodney Dangerfield...
• Lisa: [entering treehouse] So here's where you're hiding!
  Bart: Yeah. This is my only refuge from the taunts and accusations of the townspeople....
• Lisa: I can't believe it, Bart. I'd always thought Jessica was so sweet!
  Bart: She's like a Milk Dud, Lis: sweet on the outside, poison on the inside....
• Bart: I never heard Maggie laugh like that before. Lisa
  Well, when was the last time Dad gave her that kind of attention?...
• But who is this, what thing of sea or land,-- Female of sex it seem
  That so bedeck'd, ornate, and gay, Comes this way sailing Like a stately ship Of Tarsus, bound for th' isles Of Javan or Gadire, With all her bravery on, and tackle trim, Sails fill'd, and streamers waving, Courted by all the winds that hold them play, An amber scent of odorous perfume Her harbinger?...
• Lisa: Well, <I'm> going to be a famous jazz musician.
  I've got it all figured out. I'll be unappreciated in my own country, but my gutsy blues stylings will electrify the French....
• Homer: [sarcastic] All right, Lisa, you got your way.
  Your Mom's going to a psychiatrist. She's going to tell Marge to leave me....