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• Marge: I've got to tell Homer about this baby in just the right way and at just the right time.
  Until then, please, keep this to yourselves....
• Patty: Marge, this is Andre. Andre: [with attempted sexiness] Hello.
  Selma: I think you two would make a perfect couple....
• Homer: Patty! Selma! What a pleasant surprise! Patty
  [grunt] Whaddya know, he's wearing pants. Selma: I owe you a lunch. -- "Saturdays of Thunde...
• Marge: I'm sorry: Homer doesn't mean to be rude, he's just a very complicated man.
  [Homer appears at the bedroom window, breaks a plate over his head] Home...
• Selma: Marge's dates get homelier all the time. Patty
  That's what you get when you don't put out. [Or maybe Patty and Selma....
• Marge: This has been such a nice peaceful dinner. It calls for a celebration.
  I'm going to make the most international coffee in the house...
• Selma: Sorry, my mind's made up. Patty: Why do you want to have a baby so bad?
  Selma: I got a lot of love to give, and right now my only outlet is my ham radio....
• Homer: You're my last, last chance: bottom-of-the-barrel, hail-mary, long-shot, wish-you-would-do-it-but-probably-won't final resort to lend me money.
  Selma: We'll take care of you. Patty: Yes, care. [they laugh evilly] [Homer starts laughing too...
• Homer: Stupid driving test at the stupid DMV where stupid Patty and stupid Selma work!
  Sometimes I think God is teasing me...just like he teased Moses in the desert....