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Hot Pizza, The Food Of Kings! -- Homer Serves Dinner, "Jacques To Be Wild
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Hot pizza, the food of kings!
-- Homer serves dinner, "Jacques to be Wild"
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Many people have senseless attachments to heavy, clumsy things such as this 'Homer' of yours.
-- Jacques in "Jacques to be Wild", from The Simpso...
Many people have senseless attachments to heavy clumsy things such as this Homer of yours.
-- Jacques, "Jacques to be Wild...
Pizza IS the four food groups!
Pizza: Nature's perfect food.
Jacques: First, you must get to know your lane. Feel the slickness, feel the slippery finish.
Caresses it, experience it. Quite smooth, isn't it?...
I've got a dried-out end piece with your name on it, Lisa!
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Marge: I'm awfully sorry! Bowler: Entirely my fault.
It's nice to meet you... [looks at her bowling ball] Homer....
Homer: Don't worry, this frosting will come right off.
[looking to the ball] Beauty, isn't she? Marge...
Marge: What do you charge for lessons? Jacques: Twenty-five dollars.
Marge: [shocked] Twenty five dollars! Jacques: [leaning forward] A forty-dollars value!...