Fellow students, prepare to be dazzled! [walks to the front of the
room] Well, as Mrs. Krabappel already mentioned, the name of the book
that I read is <Treasure Island>. It's about these... [describing the
book jacket] pirates... with patches over their eyes... and... shiny
gold teeth... and green birds on their shoulders... [pause] Did I
mention this book was written by a guy named Robert Lewis Stevenson? And
published by the good people at McGraw Hill. So, in conclusion, on the
Simpson scale of one to ten, ten being the highest, one being the
lowest, and five being average, I give this book... a nine. Any
questions? [hands go up] Nope? Then I'll just sit down.
-- Bart's book report, "Bart Gets an F"
