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Martin: I Would've Thought That Being Hit By An Atomic Bomb Would've Killed Him.
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Martin: I would've thought that being hit by an atomic bomb would've
killed him.
Bart: Now you know better.
-- The gang read the original `Radioactive Man' comic,
"Three Men and a Comic Book"
Related:
Bart: Hey, Martin, tell him what we do with squealers.
Martin: I don't know. Is it worse than what you do with people who have to go to the bathroom?...
Last night, I dreamed I held you in my arms.
-- Bart, Romancing the Comic, "Three Men and a Comic Book...
Until this moment, I never knew why God put me on this earth, but now I know
To buy that comic book! -- Bart, "Three Men and a Comic Book...
Bart: I need a hundred dollars for a comic book. Home
A hundred bucks for a comic book? Who drew it, Michael Milangelo?...
Bart: Wow, Radioactive Man #1! I bet it's worth a million bucks!
Dealer: It is, my lad. But I'll let you have it for a hundred, because you remind me of me....
Bart: I want this more than anything in the world.
Homer: Well, T.S.! -- Bart wants $100 to buy a comic book, "Three Men and a Comic Book...
Bart: Look pal, we got a hundred bucks and we'd like to buy Radioactive Man #1.
So why don't you just waddle over there and get it?...
Bart: There you go, Apu. Apu: Ah, very good. Would you like the deposit defrayed from the cost of a jumbo cherry squishy?
Bart: No, not today, I need the dime. Apu: Oh, it is good to see you are learning a trade....
Radioactive Man: Ah, these Laramie cigarettes give me the steady nerves that I need to combat evil.
Fallout Boy: Gee willikers, Radioactive Man. Wished I was old enough to smoke Laramies....