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  -- Ms. Krabappel catches Bart staring out the window, "Bart the Geniu...
• Martin: [takes a seat at the front of the bus] Ba
  No! Martin: No? Bart: Only geeks sit in the front seat....
• You wanna be held back a grade? Concentrate, man!
  -- Bart, slapping himself, trying to study, "Bart Gets an F...
• Bart: And I'd get to take a plane there, wouldn't I, Mom?
  Marge: Yes, Bart. Bart: And one back? -- We'll think about it, "The Crepes of Wrath...
• Jacques: First, you must get to know your lane. Feel the slickness, feel the slippery finish.
  Caresses it, experience it. Quite smooth, isn't it?...
• Bart: Mrs. Krabappel, Mrs. Krabappel! Mrs K: Bart!
  Not another word out of you, or I'll subject you to the humiliation of making you sing in front of the class....
• Bart: You sniveling toad! You little egg-sucker! Lisa
  [holding secure her box of cupcakes] Tell me more!...
• Ms.K: Bart, if I were you and you were me, would you give back the yo-yo?
  Bart: [imagines himself, yo-yo in hand. Ms. Krabappel is inches tall] Here ya go....
• Bart: I... passed? Ms.K: Just barely! Bart: Gasp! I passed!
  I got a D-! I passed! [crying tears of joy] All right!...