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• The only thing I passed in college was gas.
• I passed my ethics course. I cheated, of course.
• I ALWAYS KNOW THE RIGHT THING TO SAY, after the right time to say it has passed.
• When she had passed, it seemed like the ceasing of exquisite music.
  -- Henry W. Longfellow (1807-1882) -- Evangeline, Part i...
• My mom called me last night... I'm over it now... I was thinking of calling her back.
  .. There it passed......
• I should have remembered that was Andrew Jackson who said that, since he got his nickname "Stonewall" by vetoing bills passed by Congress.
  -- Vice President Dan Quayle, confusing Andrew Jackson with Confederate General Thomas J....
• Homer: I never passed Remedial Science 1A. Marge: And you're a nuclear technician?
  -- But his job description clearly specified an illiterate, "The Fro...
• I thought I was too old. I thought my time had passed.
  I thought I'd never hear the screams of pain, or see the look of terror in a man's eyes....
• The happiest moments of my life have a been the few which I have passed at home in the bosom of my family.
  -- Thomas Jefferso...