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• I hereby declare today to be Marge Simpson Day in the city of Springfield!
  -- Mayor Quimby goes after the chick vote, "Homer Alone...
• This is the uh most exciting thing to happen to our uh fair town since the Dalai Lama visited in 1952.
  And so, I hereby declare that Route 401, currently known as the Dalai Lama Expressway, will be henceforth be known as the Michael Jackson Expressway....
• Burns: I was never one to back away from a snowball fight!
  Smithers, you may fire at will! Smithe...
• Snow Day - stay home.
• There's no snow day like a Friday snow day. -- Blythe Purdi
• Have a Husky day: 30 below and 5' of snow!
• Ford: F*cked on Race Day
• Th. Jefferson: We hold these truths to be self-evident.
  .. Bart: [to himself] We hold these truths to be self-evident....