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• Bart: Do it again! House: What? Bart: Make the walls bleed.
  House: No! Bart: Hey, man, we own you. Let's see some blood!...
• Bitchin'!
  -- Bart watches the house self-destruct, "Bad Dream House" in "Treehouse of Terro...
• Hm... Life with the Simpsons. What choice do I have?
  [self-destructs] -- The House, "Bad Dream House" in "Treehouse of Terro...
• Lisa: Grandpa's a vampire? Bart: We're all vampires!
  Lisa: But, no! We killed Mr. Burns -- Homer: You have to kill the _head_ vampire....
• Jacques: First, you must get to know your lane. Feel the slickness, feel the slippery finish.
  Caresses it, experience it. Quite smooth, isn't it?...
• Mr. Bloot? Homer Simpson here. When you sold me this house, you forgot to mention one little thing
  YOU DIDN'T TELL ME IT WAS BUILT ON AN INDIAN BURIAL GROUND!...
• Man: Your father really needs your help. You don't want him to get a lobotomy, do you?
  Bart: Hm... lobotomy... [begin dream] [Bart is playing in the house and breaks a lamp] Home...
• Lisa: It's an ancient Indian burial ground... Ba
  Man, this place has got everything! -- "Bad Dream House" in "Treehouse of Horro...
• Lisa: I wish we lived in the kitty house. Bart: I could've trained them to be my unholy army of the night.
  Go, my pretties! Kill! Kill! -- The Wicked Bart of the West, "Lisa's First Word...