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Lisa: I Wish We Lived In The Kitty House. Bart: I Could've Trained Them To Be My Unholy Army Of The Night.
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Lisa: I wish we lived in the kitty house.
Bart: I could've trained them to be my unholy army of the night. Go, my
pretties! Kill! Kill!
-- The Wicked Bart of the West, "Lisa's First Word"
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Lisa: The only way to get Bart back is to kill the head vampire
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Bart: I wanna hold the baby. I wanna hold the baby.
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House: They are all against you, Bart... You must kill them all.
.. They all must die... Bart: Are you my conscience?...
Marge: Let me give my special little winner a big, _big_ hug.
Lisa: [tired] Ma, I think I'm all hugged out, heh....
Bart: Well, now that we've blown your cover, I guess you gotta come back and do your show again!
Lisa: Or kill us... [they both nervously giggle] -- Way to go Lise, "Bart the Fink...
Wiggum: Kill her, boy! Apu: Stop him dead, little girl!
Bart crowd: _Kill_, Bart! _Kill_, Bart! _Kill_, Bart!...
Bart: I was sitting there! Lisa: I don't see your name on it!
Bart: It's right there! Marge: Bart, don't write on the rug....
Homer: Marge, could we go in the other room? I did something last night I'm not proud of, and I don't want the kids to hear it.
Bart: Busted! Homer: [in the other room, explaining] I'll work from midnight to eight, come home, sleep for five minutes, eat breakfast, sleep six more minutes, shower, then I have ten minutes to bask in Lisa's love, then I'm off to the power plant, fresh as a daisy....
Marge: I'm afraid we're going to need a bigger house.
Homer: No, we won't. I've got it all figured out....